1:04 am - Sat, Aug 30, 2014
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nerdchoice:

I cannot handle this.

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4:30 pm - Fri, Aug 29, 2014
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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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6:19 pm - Thu, Aug 28, 2014

Palisade peaches

Like there is a lot of hype about these things but I am eating a peach right now that tastes like it is from literal heaven.

9:15 pm - Wed, Aug 27, 2014
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hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

I need this

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

I need this

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10:33 pm - Sat, Aug 23, 2014
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I’ll never punish my daughter for saying no.

The first time it comes out of her mouth, I’ll smile gleefully. As she repeats “No! No! No!” I’ll laugh, overjoyed. At a young age, she’ll have mastered a wonderful skill. A skill I’m still trying to learn. I know I’ll have to teach her that she has to eat her vegetables, and she has to take a nap. But “No” is not wrong. It is not disobedience.

1. She will know her feelings are valid.
2. She will know that when I no longer guide her, she still has a right to refuse.

The first time a boy pulls her hair after she says no, and the teacher tells her “boys will be boys,” we will go to her together, and explain that my daughter’s body is not a public amenity. That boy isn’t teasing her because he likes her, he is harassing her because it is allowed. I will not reinforce that opinion. If my son can understand that “no means no” so can everyone else’s.

3. She owes no one her silence, her time, or her cooperation.

The first time she tells a teacher, “No, that is wrong,” and proceeds to correct his public school, biased rhetoric, I’ll revel in the fact that she knows her history; that she knows our history. The first time she tells me “No” with the purpose and authority that each adult is entitled, I will stop. I will apologize. I will listen.

4. She is entitled to her feelings and her space. I, even as a parent, have no right to violate them.
5. No one has a right to violate them.

The first time my mother questions why I won’t make her kiss my great aunt at Christmas, I’ll explain that her space isn’t mine to control. That she gains nothing but self doubt when she is forced into unwanted affection. I’ll explain that “no” is a complete sentence. When the rest of my family questions why she is not made to wear a dress to our reunion dinner. I will explain that her expression is her own. It provides no growth to force her into unnecessary and unwanted situation.

6. She is entitled to her expression.

When my daughter leaves my home, and learns that the world is not as open, caring, and supportive as her mother, she will be prepared. She will know that she can return if she wishes, that the real world can wait. She will not want to. She will not need to. I will have prepared her, as much as I can, for a world that will try to push her down at every turn.

7. She is her own person. She is complete as she is.

I will never punish my daughter for saying no. I want “No” to be a familiar friend. I never want her to feel that she cannot say it. She will know how to call on “No” whenever it is needed, or wanted.

Lessons I Will Teach, Because the World Will Not — Y.S. (via poetryinspiredbyyou) (via laurennmcc)

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10:02 pm
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tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants






Entomologists are the besssssst

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

Entomologists are the besssssst

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10:59 pm - Fri, Aug 22, 2014
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that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

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10:57 pm
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10:42 pm
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We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

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Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

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I have to remind myself of this constantly.

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11:35 pm - Wed, Aug 20, 2014
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This is personal and so boring you will not care..

Today I got my finger pricked to test my cholesterol for our health insurance. I found out I’m a medical anomaly! My cholesterol levels make absolutely no sense and they couldn’t even calculate my bad cholesterol because my HDL was so high. Like the machine was all “Too High, can’t compute, don’t go that high!” You are supposed to have higher than 50. And 60 or so is like “hot Damn get it!” But mine was an uncomputable higher than 100. Which is amazing? Maybe? But my total cholesterol is 241? Which is not good. The doctor was like, “maybe follow a low cholesterol diet?” And I’m like “All I eat is bread and candy..does that count?” I don’t know what to do with this information but it is bothering me.

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